A laid-back, soft-feel tee with attitude — this lightweight crewneck brings a minimalist alien graphic and deadpan caption, "This Place Sucks", together for a funny commentary. The slim, smooth print sits on a comfortable, breathable cotton body that wears well all year. It’s the kind of shirt you pull on when you want to signal dry humor without saying a word: subtle, slightly irreverent, and surprisingly wearable with jeans, a flannel, or under a jacket on cooler nights.

Measurements in inches

Width - XS 16, S 18, M 20, L 22, XL 24, 2XL 26, 3XL 28

Length - XS 27, S 28, M 29, L 30, XL 31, 2XL 32, 3XL 33

Sleeve - XS 7.99, S 8.23, M 8.50, L 8.74, XL 9.02, 2XL 9.25, 3XL 9.49

Size Tolerance 1.5

Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching - Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors